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Ok, "Hexagram" may distinguish them from Staind and Korn with all the chugging, but only in the eyes of future generations, 'cos any praise wasted on this shit is splitting already thin hairs- and I'd rather rip a few off that pie-face's double-chin-cloaking goatee. Yeah dude, those records are wicked hard to come by! He's stuck playing to teenage goth metal fans while pretending he's all "indie rock" because he's heard MBV and The Smiths. Even the tracks with hardcore roots-"Bloody Cape" and "Good Morning Beautiful," for example-reek of Moreno's guilty conscience. I hope you fire him, he obviously has no idea what good music is.īecause we're all individuals, except for you.įrom: Connor Kiley Subject: p4k, sold out?ĭid Pitchfork strike a deal with Viacom or something? Why all the recent reviews of major label bands (Led Zeppelin, Metallica.ok I can see Liz Phair but the Deaf-tones)? I mean, ok, yeah, I liked The Cure in high school, these mallrat idiots suckered me with Minerva a few years back, but the rest of their catalog, or what I've heard of it, is crass commercial melodrama on par with Marilyn Manson. Bryant shows his true elitist colors picking on the programmed drums in "Lucky You" instead of actually paying attention-he might notice how well the group interchanges the quiet-loud-quiet motif with moments of silence. If Andrew Bryant is so fuckin talented, how come the only songs he liked were the shitty ones? "Lucky You" and "Anniversary of an Uninteresting Event"? Dude how many Cure albums does a guy have to swallow to fully appreciate the sappy filler on albums like this? Only little girls would pick the emo piano shit on a Metal album. How can anyone say these kick-ass songs are anywhere near that pussy Linkin Park shit? Also, I'd like to call his bluff regarding the lyrics to "Moana." These are just the kind of 9th-grade poetic flubs found in the bottom-left hand corner of my old Earth Science primer. This is music on the fence-post of popular pining and dulled experimentation, an anachronistic addition to an otherwise respectable discography, and it will be remembered as such.ĪRE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!?!? Andrew Bryant should be drowned in a capsized port-a-potty for writing bullshit like this! How did he get hired, is he someone's cousin or fuckbuddy or something?ĭeftones is probably the greatest album to be released this entire fuckin year! Maybe its just that Andy couldn't hear how awesome "When Girls Telephone Boys" and "Battle-Axe' are with his head stuck so far up his own ass. Hey, the music DOES sound better inside your own ass.įrom: Shamra Tunsa Subject: Deftones Reviewĭeftones sounds more like a band in the throws of a mid-life crisis than a group of musicians that could be called the 'Radiohead of Metal'.